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The recent news that the US Postal Service is on the verge of collapse seems to be another good-news/bad-news situation for President Obama. Getting the bad news out of the way, clearly the financial problems of the postal service are the President's fault. I don't have any evidence to support this assertion, but then neither does the GOP and they blame him too. The good news, though, is the impending disaster for the Postal Service serves to prove that Barack Obama is a natural born US citizen. After all, if he had been born in Kenya, surely the amount of mail he'd be exchanging with family, friends and other people there who clearly hate America would be keeping the USPS solvent. Doesn't that make sense? No? I guess I'll go back to drinking my tea.