Tuesday, December 20, 2016

It's All Fun and Games Until Your Way of Life Implodes

I love the Internet and not just because you couldn't have a blog - short for "weblog" - if it wasn't for the World Wide Web. That said, it hasn't all been positive, and we owe it to ourselves to have an honest accounting of the Internet's impact on America.

-The first casualty was the music business.
-The second casualty was empathy.
-The third casualty is apparently democracy.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

There Has to Be a Morning After

Dear Friends,

I hope you'll all indulge me in taking a few moments of your time to offer an encouraging thought about the now concrete prospect of President Trump. As all but his most delusional supporters surely realize, Donald Trump is not a great business man. Don't worry, I'm not going to rehash Atlantic City hotels or Trump University. No, the real indictment of his incompetence can be summarized with two words - Trump Steaks. Trump Steaks failed. Yes, Donald Trump was unable to sell beef successfully to a nation whose relationship with beef borders on co-dependence. 

So, having established that Donald Trump is a walking dumpster fire as a businessman, you may be wondering how that benefits America. The truth is that the President really has relatively little impact on the broader economy. Presidents are like NFL quarterbacks if NFL quarterbacks didn't actually impact the game -  they get too much credit when the economy is good and too much criticism when it goes bad (unless, of course, you're Barack Obama in the first case and George W. Bush in the second). In other words, Donald Trump will be sitting in the Oval Office not tending to his businesses and not really doing anything to affect the American economy. With someone other than himself running his businesses, the chances of those businesses prospering and creating jobs is significantly increased. Combining that increase with the lack of effect his actions will have means that President Trump will end up improving the US economy more as President than he would have had he remained (scratch that, ever been) an actual businessman.

On top of that, it's widely documented that Donald Trump does not like to pay people. This seems to be one area where his business experience could be brought to bear on the economy in a positive light. By not paying those to whom America owes money, a Trump Administration will be able to keep the national debt from rising. 

Clearly we live in an age of wonders. What's more, we live in an age where we can learn much if those around us are willing to teach. The lesson today - courtesy of "The Real Donald Trump" is that in America, all things are possible. Anyone - yes anyone - can grow up t become President, provided they're not an older woman who made some bad decisions in decades of highly scrutinized public life.

At the end of the day, we got into this mess together and we're going to get through it together one way or another. My way involves somewhat inappropriate humor and a daily haiku taking aim at President Trump. To one and all I say, follow your path, the way is love.

Love to All (even those of you who voted for Trump

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Professor Dolby and the Hyperactive Science of Embracing the Family Business

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It would be interesting to make a Venn diagram marking the overlap of musical artists who are considered both “cult favorites” and “one-hit wonders”. It might be even more interesting to hear how those performers feel about these labels. Even when it's applied accurately, the latter carries an undertone of dismissive-ness, while the former can be seen as devaluing the successes that they've achieved. Superficial considerations aside, one such artist for whom neither label seems quite appropriate is Thomas Dolby.

This was readily apparent from Dolby's appearance at the recent Intervention7 convention in Maryland. Taking place not far from Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, where he’s currently a member of the faculty, Intervention is an annual celebration of the creative arts with a tangible lean towards technology and science-fiction media. Dolby fit the event perfectly - and not just because of his acumen with synthesizers and having watched Doctor Who as far back as 1964. His presentation, which was followed by an enjoyable Q&A and punctuated by a trio of musical performances, was equal parts autobiography and case study in adapting one's talents to a changing cultural environment.

Though he directed the audience to his upcoming memoir The Speed of Sound for anecdotes such as his performance with David Bowie at Live-Aid, Dolby offered plenty of background about his early days in the music business. The stories about working with late-70s and early-80s synthesizer technology were particularly entertaining for anyone whose musical tastes were informed by that era's pop music. Many of his later endeavors have been somewhat removed from that world, but this phase clearly informed much of what came after. Understanding that he developed the visual concept for the hit “She Blinded Me with Science” before coming up with a song that fit it so perfectly makes it clear that he's not enslaved to conventional approaches.

The same commitment to following his own path led him to step back from music and start his own Silicon Valley tech company, Beatnik, in the early-90s. Not surprisingly, they focused on the technical challenges of delivering music online as the "dot-com era" took shape. The work with Beatnik in turn led to him working with Nokia in the early 2000s where he worked on one of contemporary life's most ubiquitous examples of digital technology, the mobile phone ring-tone. 

Not one to outstay his welcome in any endeavor, a move to England's East Anglia region several years ago dovetailed with a return to making music, albeit with a different mindset than his 1980s work. Dolby had arguably been among the first to understand that the music business as it had been when he started out was fading in both relevance and substance. At the very least, he understood the shift better than those within the industry who, as he described it, couldn't understand why so many consumers were reluctant to pay $0.99 for an actual song but willing to spend double that for a low-quality excerpt in the form of a ring-tone. Rather than just releasing a traditional album, he decided on an approach to presenting new music that was a more natural fit for a media environment dominated by social networking and gaming.

Set in a post-apocalyptic alternate history, the game A Map of the Floating City unfolded over three months in 2011. While the effectiveness of its resolution was apparently undercut by a technical mistake on Dolby's part, he seemed genuinely proud of both the game, which fostered significant player interaction within the narrative, and the music that accompanied it. Recorded on his boat-based studio (names the Nutmeg of Consolation. the varied collection of songs makes it plain that his musical curiosity is undiminished. Among the highlights is “Spice Train”, a song characterized by a slinky groove and some nice use of found sound that he performed at Intervention.

The through-line for Dolby's public life has been that each step is very different while still connecting to what's come before. This holds true for his entry into what he calls “the family business”. Both the son and grandson of Cambridge professors, he was appointed Johns Hopkins University’s' first Homewood Professor of the Arts in 2014. Since then, he's taught classes about sound in film and generally worked to make the university's film program more focused on the practical aspects of film-making. To his credit, he's also pushed for more outreach to local schools in Baltimore whose students often don't have access to arts instruction due to funding constraints. 


For anyone wondering - yes, he played both “She Blinded Me with Science” and “Hyperactive”. If Dolby has any ambivalence about the likelihood that he'll be remembered for these pleasingly off-beat favorites, it didn't show in his performance. Self-deprecating at times and incisive at others, though never lacking for wry observations, Professor Thomas Dolby is a forward-looking artist who doesn't mind a bit of looking back. 

Thursday, August 4, 2016

I Didn't Leave Doublethink - Doublethink Left Me

I love a good conspiracy theory. JFK assassination ones are my favorite, but I'm not picky, as long as they're good theories. The previous comment might make you think I'm inclined to buy into one of the (many) of the theories involving the "Clinton body count". You would be wrong.

It's not because I plan to vote for Clinton but rather because the conspiracy theories aren't particularly good. Simply put, the theories I hear about Clinton from the farther-left-than-myself remind me of nothing so much as the many I hear from the far-right about President Obama. 

Certainly, the specifics are different. Where they intersect, though, is that both sets require you to hold thoroughly contradictory views of the individuals in question to be equally valid. President Obama is both a feckless weakling and a Machiavellian tyrant. Similarly, if you believe extremists on both the left and the right, Hilary Clinton is equal parts unaccomplished liar with no record to run on or a master manipulator who'd make both Lady Macbeth and Rasputin supplicants themselves before her. 

Obviously, after eight years or so of disrespect for President Obama, I expect this sort of nonsense from the far-right. Hearing it from the far left, however, is disconcerting. You like to think that people on the same general end of the political spectrum share a similar capacity for critical thought, so it's disappointing to hear the same kind affronts to good sense from fellow liberals.

Of course, as I've learned the past several months, those "fellow liberals" probably don't consider me particularly liberal. "Traitor to democracy" is a term I can imagine one person I know quite well using to describe me. In the book 1984, the main character observes that freedom is the freedom to believe that 2+2=4 even if the Party dictates that he should believe it adds up to 5. Seeing so many people who I feel I should be agreeing with embrace this kind of "doublethink" is both sad and frightening.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Like a Boss?

One of the great things about election season is all the high-minded rhetoric that gets injected into the veins of our daily lives. Sometimes it even comes from non-politicians - case in point, Bruce Springsteen. Springsteen's admonition that "some things are more important than a rock show" when announcing the cancellation of a concert in North Carolina to protest a discriminatory law is a wonderful, headline-worthy example of this.

Which is why I wish I was a bit more impressed by his actions. Springsteen is right to use his celebrity to draw attention to what he feels in an injustice and right that some things are more important than a rock show. Has he considered, though, that there are people for whom this wasn't just a rock show, who would have been gainfully employed working at the concert and aren't getting paid as a result of the concert being cancelled - whether they oppose the law or not?

Springsteen's intentions are clearly noble, but his actions highlight a troubling fact about economic boycotts - they often yield collateral damage for those who can least absorb it. I can't help but think that a more constructive approach would have been to go ahead with the concert and take time out to voice his views on the issue (as he's been doing for issues that concern him for decades) and donating his proceeds from the concert to groups working to oppose the law. Both actions would have secured positive media coverage without messing with the livelihoods of those caught in the middle.

Friday, March 25, 2016

Find the Cost of Freedom (A$$hole)

I'm reminded on this "Good Friday" -when Christians honor the concept of sacrifice - that our freedoms as Americans are paid for through the blood not just of our soldiers but also many innocent lives who never auditioned for roles in this particular blockbuster. We owe it to all of them not to be assholes. God bless us, everyone.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Everything's Bigger in Texas - Except Human Decency

It's getting very hard to decide what the biggest affront to human decency within public discourse is these days. That said, I feel confident that the comment from Texas state representative Jason Isaac embedded in this transcript from an NPR story about the US Supreme Court's consideration of a very restrictive bill affecting abortion rights in Texas, in which Isaac offered some words of wisdom for women who live far away from any clinics as a result of these laws.

"Hopefully," Isaac said, "they'll be more preventative and not get pregnant." Women who live far from a clinic should realize, he said, that "Hey, that might still be an option legally — but now I live 300 miles away from the nearest place, I should probably be more careful."

Has anyone else noticed how the party that's supposed to be all about keeping government out of people's private lives has no hesitation about getting involved in any aspect of private life that involves sex? I'm not saying that all Republican politicians are slimy little perverts (too many of them are limp-dicks too manage that). I'm merely wondering if that unpleasant odor is fecal matter or stale spunk from the involuntary ejaculations that presumably accompany the orgasms they attain from proposing such offensive legislation. Then again, since assessing affronts to human decency is often a multiple -choice activity, it may well be both.