You Have to Learn When to Duck

I can't lie and I can't hold it in any longer. I am hugely upset that "reality TV star" Phil Robertson has been suspended from his show by A&E. Don't get me wrong, it isn't because I agree with his ridiculously reprehensible comments. What bothers me is that I've been unable to come up with a pithy comment utilizing the phrase "dick dynasty". At times like this, all you can say is, "Suck it, Internet." Oh, wait, I'm not sure the Duck Dynasty folks would approve of that. Oh well, if they don't approve, then fu<k 'em in the ass! Oh, wait, the Duck Dynasty folks probably don't approve of that either. Crap!