The Lou or the John?

I once believed we lived in a world that if not fully fair was at least touched by the hand of justice. Then, I realized that this is the same world in which John Lennon and Lou Reed are both dead but John Mayer and Lou Bega are alive. As the veil lifted, I simultaneously wept and vomited. It wasn't pretty, but it was still more pleasant than listening to either "Your Body Is a Wonderland" or "Mambo #5". As of this writing, neither Mayer nor Bega has offered an apology, but they clearly owe us one.