Stop, Bastard Time!

Though he never led his team to a Super Bowl victory, NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Dan Marino continues to set the standards of greatness. Most recently, Marino has set an unparalleled standard for when you should make it known that you fathered a bastard love child. Round numbers are so cliche, but picking one's 28th wedding anniversary is simply genius - sleazy, tawdry, makes Brett Favre look like a model husband genius. I'd call Marino a magnificent bastard, but I wouldn't want to cause confusion with the undisputed bastard in his family. Way to go, Dan!